During high school I spent my effort trying to get my girl to
sell pussy
instead of getting pussy, I used a lot of Ice Berg slim lines like
“girl
do you know you have a gold mine between yo legs!”. I did not have much
luck but one day at the local park I talked her into suckin off a guy
after
I lost all my money in a crap game. I told one of the dudes in the crap
game that my girl would suck his dick for twenty bucks, he took one
look
at her and thought I was bull shytin, he asked her himself, “hey girl
would
you suck my dick for twenty bucks?, she said yes and it was on!!! Dude
gave me the twenty bucks and they walked off. They went into the
doorway
of the park field house where no one could see, it only took five
minutes.
Dude came out zipping up his pants looking at me like damn that nigga a
PIMP. I felt like a hype that shot up his first load of dope I was
hooked.
I cant really describe the feeling I had checkin money from a ho. And
once
a woman sells sex from then on they a ho! (at least that’s what Ice
berg
slim said). If I can recall correctly I was about 16 or 17, it was nice
to have a freak that would do what ever the fuck I wanted. I can
honestly
say my first ho really taught me how to fuck. We would fuck every
chance
we got we tried every position cept anal. We were open about our other
relationships, I told her who I was fuckin and who I wanted to fuck. I
learned how to make a woman cum, I mean really cum, legs shaking, pussy
juice squirtin, till they push you off and cant take no more! I always
hung out with the playas in school never really participating in the
mainstream
of high school life! For money I sold weed, I only fucked with the type
of women you don’t take home to mama, some in there 30’s. I worked part
time at a factory where I fronted weed to other factory workers, then I
got they money on pay day. I would sit in a car in front of the
currency
exchange waiting on nigga to cash there checks. I would not even cash
my
check sometimes for weeks. I was a young nigga with money hoes and
clothes,
you could not tell me shyt. Some hood drug dealers talked me into
sellin
coke at my job, now money was really coming in. I was going to parties
with niggas snorting coke off women’s nipples, naked women everywhere
suckin
niggas dicks left and right. There was no drama, no one got hurt
everybody
got money, everything was gravy till free base bust out on the scene.
Niggas
tried to get me strung out on that shyt, the whole game turned dark so
I got out. So by some miracle of God I graduated from high school, I
was
accepted in College S.I.U. this pretty much ended my street career, all
that playa street shyt did not fit in at S.I.U. So I changed a to a
PIMP
in remission. I did not even own a pair of blue jeans, niggas was
trippin
on me in college fancy clothes, jewelry Game did not mean shyt.
Everyone
was kinda silly but I adapted, squared up I guess and I am glad I
did!!!
This article is not about my life, its about the Black Sexual
Underground
so imma make some large leaps forward.

The reason there is a big Black sexual underground in Chicago
is because
there are no Black strip clubs in Chicago. There are very strict rules

on the White strip clubs, no touching, no alcohol, no lap dancing,
basically you just look. The White strip clubs usually have two to
three
Black strippers per shift but the city is divided equally among races.
In a large strip club like the Admiral you can spend a hundred bucks
easily
just looking at nude women. In a underground party a hundred bucks will
get you ten full friction lap dances with some decent women or twenty
lap
dances with some ok so so women. Some underground spots have what’s
called
a V.I.P. room where for about ten bucks what goes on inside stays
inside!!!
One thing that kinda unique to Chicago is the “Floor Show” where a
stripper
performs a show for the crowd consisting of sexy tricks and gimmicks to
get the party going. The ladies that perform floor shows are the upper
echelon of
the underground party industry.They usually pick some poor victim from
the crowd who thinks for some silly reason he is gonna get some ass or
head, then they strip the poor guy naked perform all sort of strange
tortures like spank him with his own belt or put mousse on his ass and
set his ass on fire. I can never understand why guys volunteer for such
tortures, but they always do. The underground parties usually have an
MC (master of ceremony) and a DJ, they kinda keep things moving, the
music keeps the ladies asses bouncing. The MC usually keeps reminding
the crowd that the ladies dance for tips. The rule inside the club is
“If you touching you tipping”. There is usually a person to get singles
(one dollar bills) to tip the ladies with. There are three types of
women performing at underground parties, Strippers, Ho’s and
Stripper/Ho’s. Strippers just dance, do lap dances and pass out cards
to get hired for bachelor parties and other shows. Ho’s come to a party
may not even get
dressed and solicit all night, usually ask a guy outside to do a
“private”.
A   Stripper/Ho is a combination of the first two they use
stripping
to solicit guys for privates. The Stripper/Ho usually has a dollar
amount
in her head she wants to make and if she cant make it stripping then
she
will fuck and suck till she makes her goal. The parties take place in
the
back rooms of  bars private clubs, banquet halls, and sometimes in
homes and large luxury lofts. the parties a publicized on  flyers
(pluggers), posters, email, word of mouth of course and even radio. The
demographics of  the crowd is diverse, Black, White, HIspanic,
Lesbian,
Bi-Curious women,  Bisexual women, couples and even Asians and
Indians
show up to see some Black pussy!!!! Both single and married men attend,
I don’t know if most are single but I know quite a few married men
sneak
out. Some men are “BALLERS” and throw money at the women like its
worthless
and some come and spend their whole paycheck not knowing how they are
going
to get to work the next week. These are probably the only parties where
a gang leader and a bank executive are standing next to each other
smacking
hands after a comment on how big some bitch ass is!!!! Some parties are
held in the deepest parts of the “HOOD” (Black Ghetto) and the Whites
and
Hispanics still come.  Security is always tight at the door,
everyone
is usually searched. Sometimes even the women and their bags are
searched.
In my over ten years in this shyt I could only remember two shootings a
few fights and a rape or two. Compared with some regular dance clubs,
they
have problems two to three times a month. The guys who promote these
parties
don’t want trouble, they don’t want the police called for any reason!!!
NEXT the promoters!!!!